Watch Strikeforce Challengers Mma Dan Henderson Vs. Jake Shields Online

I bet I know what you are doing on the 17th of April, 2010.
Okay, what?
You, my utterly predictable friend, are going to be logged on to watchstrikeforceonline.net, so that you can watch strikeforce challengers mma Dan Henderson vs. Jake Shields online, when they meet to decide the Strikeforce middleweight title.
You are absolutely right, my immensely wise and perceptive friend, I am, indeed expecting to watch strikeforce challengers mma Dan Henderson vs. Jake Shields online. I marvel at the depth and width of your knowledge and perceptivity. And..., as long as we are in the neighbourhood, I was wondering..., what with you being so knowledgeable and all..., whether....
Spit it out, oh hesitant one, spit it out.
Well, actually, I'm a little embarrassed to admit it but I do not know what MMA means, and I was hoping you could educate me, so that I know what I am doing when I watch strikeforce challengers mma Dan Henderson vs. Jake Shields online.
Tut, tut, little grasshopper, ignorance is embarrassing only if it is left unattended. You have done well to come seeking answers from me. I shall ensure that when you watch strikeforce challengers mma Dan Henderson vs. Jake Shields online you will be well informed, for I am Da Undertoad, Indian. [DUI, as I'm known to my friends, most of who seem to wear uniforms and have a tendency to make pointed comments about my driving skills. Such strange behaviour, I must ponder on it when I have time.] However, that is unimportant and we must return to the task of reducing your information deficit. Pull up a mushroom and I shall elucidate.
Do I have to logon to watchstrikeforceonline.net while you explain?
No, little insect with eight legs and intemperate behaviour whose name I cannot recall at the moment, you need to logon only when you want to actually watch strikeforce challengers mma Dan Henderson vs. Jake Shields online. For now, all you need to do is listen.
I am all ears, oh wise repository of all data extant.
Right then. The acronym, [which means - a word formed from the first letters of a set phrase. (I mention that, in case your ignorance is more abysmal than I think. I apologize if it was unnecessary.)], the acronym, I say again, stands for mixed martial arts. Pretty cool, how that works out, isn't it? And, to save you some future embarrassment, MMA is not pronounced "Ummmah." Pronounce it "Em, em, ey" and you won't go wrong.
Wait a minute. Do you mean to tell me that when I watch strikeforce challengers mma Dan Henderson vs. Jake Shields online I will be watching an exhibition of a mixture of the martial arts and not a no-rules brawl?
That is so, little mayfly that is so.
So, what are the rules that I need to know when I logon to watch strikeforce challengers mma Dan Henderson vs. Jake Shields online? I wish to be an intelligent consumer.
No, my little centipede. Knowledge of the rules has to wait for another 500 words. I have already exceeded my allotment and it still remains for me to tell you that simply logging on to watchstrikeforceonline.net will not get you where you want to be. You need to logon, register, fill out a simple survey, and then you can access the watch strikeforce challengers mma Dan Henderson vs. Jake Shields online extravaganza for free.
Thank you, Da Undertoad. I feel blessed

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