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The 'why' is, or should be, self-evident.
After all, TNA Lockdown has proven itself to be in the top ranks of the PPV income earners. We will address the issue of where to watch TNA Lockdown 2010 ppv stream online presently. Please wait.
What is TNA Lockdown? We hear you ask, and since we live to serve, we answer. [CONSUMER ADVISORY - answering this question will unavoidably delay the answer to the question of where to watch TNA Lockdown 2010 ppv stream online. We cannot really apologize for that, since you asked]
TNA Lockdown is a series that has distinguished itself with the quality of the fights it has produced. In fact, the series is so full of action and emotion that the bouts are conducted - hah, what a wuss word, fought is more like it - inside a purpose built iron cage.
Why would they want to fight inside an iron cage?
To minimize the collateral damage. When the series was being planned, the wise and prescient organizers at TNA Headquarters realized that Ragnarok, the battle between good and evil, needs to be contained. Not to have built an iron cage that could contain the mayhem would have attracted the attention Supra-Deity, the God-whose-Voice-is-All-Terrible, LIABILITY LAWYER. However, we digress, the issue is - where to watch TNA Lockdown 2010 ppv stream online. The matter is resolved with - at watchtnaonline.com.
Umm, about that God-whose-Voice-is-All-Terrible, can you tell me more about, him/her?
It.
It?
It, and no. The God-whose-Voice-is-All-Terrible is an "It," upper case, of course and no, I am forbidden from speaking of It. Except in fine print, of course.
But you just did.
I did? When?
Just before you answered the issue of where to watch TNA Lockdown 2010 ppv stream online.
That was the fine print.
Oh. Okay. And since you live to serve and all, could you also tell me how.
How? What how?
The how of where to watch TNA Lockdown 2010 ppv stream online. That how.
That's because I thought that would be self-evident. Stream, Online, any of those words strike any chords with you? Any new neurons forming? Any light bulbs going on inside your head?
Hey, you want to watch that attitude, you know. I might complain to management and then where would you be?
I apologize. I shall be extra vigilant to ensure that my personal emotions do not intrude. I shall in fact put them in an iron cage. Heh-heh-heh.
Okay, apology noted, now can we get back to my how?
I'm afraid I don't seem to comprehend the import of your query, the thrust of your ignorance, as it were, and no offense meant, Sir.
Did all that mean you didn't get my question?
Yes sir.
Look, it's simple. You answered the what, why, and where to watch TNA Lockdown 2010 ppv stream online. All that is left is for me to find out what it is I have to do once I logon to watchtnaonline.com.
Simplicity itself sir. Logon, register by filling out a simple form and before you have time to pour yourself a drink you can be enjoying TNA Lockdown, Edition 6.
Thank you. I am not going to report you to management.
You are a good man, sir. I have always thought so.

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