Thursday, April 15, 2010

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The bar was, cold, dank, and served cheap beer. Perfect for what I had in mind.
The barkeep, he of the doleful mien, glared at me. What do you want?-he snarled, his hand disappearing under the counter. I did not feel welcome.
I want to watch TNA Lockdown 2010 pay per view online at watchtnaonline.com, - I said, trying not to let my fear show.
Look pal, I serve beer here. I know beer, okay? And that's all I know. That is all I want to know, y'know what I mean?
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That's right - he not quite snarled - what can I get you to drink?
A beer - I said, seating myself at the bar, on a stool. I had a wide choice. The place was as empty as a content writer's literary conscience.
When the barkeep returned with my beer I made mention of that fact. Then I sipped at my beer and new why. I kept my thoughts to myself and decided to nurse my drink. I owed my taste buds at least that much.
You noticed hunh? - The barkeep gestured at his empty drinking establishment.
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Get you another? - He gestured at my almost empty glass.
I nodded, unwilling to trust my puckered mouth to make coherent human sounds.
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I don't encourage that sort of thing in my place - his growl was probably just the natural timbre of his tobacco strained vocal chords.
I decided to gamble. No, seriously, - I said, - if you would just make it possible for folks to watch TNA Lockdown 2010 pay per view online, this place would be packed.
Yeah? And why would that be? - This time the growl was definitely not because he smoked.
Because, - I said, as soothingly as possible, - then they would be able to watch some world-class wrestling. In fact, on the 18th of April, the TNA World Middleweight Championship is being decided
Wrestling? Why didn't you say so in the first place? - His voice had risen to a pitch I usually associate with teenage girls at a pop concert.
I thought you knew - I said.
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